Getting Started
What the early-game achievements imply about your first week — without spoiling it.
Read: Getting Started →Doomsday Diner has 23 Steam achievements. Steam publishes descriptions for 14 of them; the other 9 are hidden, and their unlock conditions are officially undisclosed. This page lists exactly what Steam shows — nothing guessed, nothing invented.
How to read this list: names and descriptions are transcribed from Steam's global achievement stats page. Where the description column says "Official condition not disclosed", Steam hides the condition and no official source reveals it — we do not publish community guesses. Global unlock rates are a snapshot from and change constantly.
Official platform data Retrieved from Steam global achievement stats.
| # | Achievement | Official description | Global unlock (2026-07-26) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ding | Deliver 10 Orders | 82.0% |
| 2 | Mise en place | Deliver 3 Orders in 30 seconds | 55.6% |
| 3 | Ding Ding | Official condition not disclosed (hidden achievement) | 32.7% |
| 4 | New Owner | Survive your First Week | 32.3% |
| 5 | NEXT! | Change the music on the Jukebox | 19.3% |
| 6 | Harmful for Human Consumption | Serve 50 Burnt, Raw or Jawbreaker Dogs | 11.9% |
| 7 | First Paycheque | Official condition not disclosed (hidden achievement) | 11.7% |
| 8 | Gotta Go Fast | Serve 50 Coffees, Dogstews or Caffeinated Dogs | 11.1% |
| 9 | Feed the Beast | Official condition not disclosed (hidden achievement) | 11.1% |
| 10 | Counterintuitive | Official condition not disclosed (hidden achievement) | 10.7% |
| 11 | Weinermeister | Spend 1000 Franks | 8.4% |
| 12 | Not So Fast | Kill a Bandit who has stolen tips before they leave the Diner | 6.3% |
| 13 | Boop | Reflect a Bandit's Bullet | 5.3% |
| 14 | Any Extras? | Revive from a Glowing Rock | 4.9% |
| 15 | You're Locked in Here with Me...? | Official condition not disclosed (hidden achievement) | 4.1% |
| 16 | Thank you Kindly | Official condition not disclosed (hidden achievement) | 3.5% |
| 17 | Caffeine Problem | Consume 10 Dogstews | 2.2% |
| 18 | That Drip | Serve 250 Dogs with Sauce | 2.0% |
| 19 | Are you Okay? | Official condition not disclosed (hidden achievement) | 2.0% |
| 20 | Ding Ding Ding | Official condition not disclosed (hidden achievement) | 1.8% |
| 21 | Not the Spicy Kind | Kill 10 Bandits with the Hot Sauce upgrade | 1.8% |
| 22 | Slaughterhouse | Kill 250 Bandits | 1.6% |
| 23 | Out of Trial Period | Official condition not disclosed (hidden achievement) | 0.2% |
Even without guides, the published descriptions confirm real mechanics: order deadlines and delivery speed ("Ding", "Mise en place"), the burnt/raw/Jawbreaker failure states and the caffeinated menu (covered in the cooking guide), tip-stealing bandits, bullet reflection, and the lethal Hot Sauce upgrade (see the combat guide), a jukebox, Franks as currency, weekly survival structure, and a revival mechanic tied to a "Glowing Rock".
9 achievements — including "Ding Ding", "Feed the Beast", and "Out of Trial Period" (at 0.2%, the rarest of all at retrieval time) — have no published description. When their conditions are confirmed against the release build with stored evidence, this page will document them and say how we verified it, per our editorial policy. Until then, treat any site that states their conditions as unverified.
What the early-game achievements imply about your first week — without spoiling it.
Read: Getting Started →The loop all of these achievements hang off: cooking, combat, cleaning.
Read: Gameplay →When achievement data on this page was last re-checked.
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